"I am very pleased to play for United. I like the team and I wanted to come here even though they are not playing in the Champions League. I think I can help and work with the team well."
"I am very pleased with the manager for choosing me to come here. United have already won many trophies and are a very big team. I come to help the team raise their game and also be an important team once again. I want to win many trophies."
- Angel Di Maria
Probably not if you keep referring to women as bitches.